Easter egg hunts are supposed to be the epitome of a wholesome family activity: there are bunnies and chocolate and lots of pastel colors… everything that should be calm and not the least bit dangerous. Unfortunately, they have turned into gatherings where insane parents shove small children to the ground and babies are left in tears clutching broken baskets. They are shit shows and I will never ever take my children to one.
The Easter Bunny isn’t the only creepy adult at an Egg Hunt. I stopped taking my kids to this annual ritual 2 years ago after encountering parents in need of a timeout! This year we painted bunnies on canvas.
What do you do for your annual tradition?