This is a Guest Writer submission from VrinTheTerrible.
Second, the obligatory spoiler space:
Vader is Luke’s father
Leia is Luke’s sister
He was dead the whole time
He’s really a girl
Apollo Creed dies in the ring
Harry Potter is just Star Wars in a magical England
Ok, enough space for spoilers…now, on to the post!
By now you’ve seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens. If you’re like me, you walked out of the theater wondering exactly who Rey was. It’s generally assumed that her last name is either Solo or Skywalker. There are several pieces of information that led us in one direction (that’s she’s Luke’s daughter with an unnamed woman) or another (that she’s Han/Leia’s daughter / Kylo Ren’s brother). I have my own theory which I’ll get to after I lay out the indicators I can recall below:
Indicators that Rey is Luke’s daughter:
- The visuals of Rey on Jakku are similar to those of Luke on Tattooine
- Luke’s lightsaber calls to her in Maz’s bar
- She is adept with the Force with virtually no training (resisting Kylo Ren’s mind attack) the way Luke was (Blew up the Death Star) when he had almost no training
- Her story (the Hidden-away King / Heroes Journey) is similar Luke’s
- She lives “right down the block” from the Millennium Falcon her Heroes Journey teacher’s (Han) home the way Luke lived “down the block” from ‘old Ben Kenobi’.
- Wouldn’t Han and Leia would recognize her if she were their daughter?
Indicators that Rey is Han and Leia’s daughter:
- She is intimately familiar the Falcon
- Can immediately repair it
- Can immediately fly it despite its “nuances”
- Directs Finn to where the tail gunner seat – meaning she knew where it was immediately.
- She finishes Han’s sentences the way a father/daughter would
- Han all but offers her “a job” as the second mate because she can keep up with them
- Leia’s hug upon her return after the destruction of the Starkiller base could be interpreted as “we both lost someone important today (father/husband)”
- Chewbacca allows her to take the Falcon after Han’s death and remains her co-pilot in the search for Luke
A good storyteller who’s looking to cause buzz and discussion leaves a lot of red herrings and some of what I noted above will absolutely fall into that category but one thing is for sure: She’s a Skywalker. The lightsaber wouldn’t have called to her if she weren’t. Everyone I’ve read on the internet seems intent on arguing one version or another of those indicators but despite what I noted in the indicators above I don’t think she’s the offspring of Leia/Han OR Luke.
Stay with me, I’m going somewhere here.
As of the end of Force Awakens, The First Order has just lost its big weapon, the Starkiller base. Right now, Episodes VIII and IX do not have a “big bad”. Sure, General Hux, Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke will have to be dealt with but I think it’s safe to say they will have something in store for our heroes. Something bigger and badder than the Starkiller base. Let that marinate for a moment.
One of the common comments/jabs/rants at the Force Awakens is that it takes too much from the previous series. In fact, the Starkiller Base is essentially an upgraded Death Star, right? Well, now that we know that they “use the old to tell the new” we should begin to think along those lines.
We know Ben Organa-Solo (aka Kylo Ren) was being trained by Luke. We know he is seduced to the dark side by Supreme Leader Snoke. We do not know why Ben turned. It took Senator Palpatine years to grow Anakin’s hatred and jealousy before he could turn him into Darth Vader. Presumably, Snoke did not have that much time to turn Ben else Luke, his teacher, would have stopped him. That means there was likely an acute cause – an instant turn.
What if Supreme Leader Snoke approached Ben Organa-Solo with the idea to clone Darth Vader? It’s easy to see a Sith Lord spinning the “Ben could have his grandfather back” tale, is it not? Installing the Vader hero worship we see displayed during Force Awakens? Just as easy as it is to see Luke/Han/Leia being horrified at the thought of it.
They would go to put a stop to it but what if Snoke’s plan was underway by the time Luke/Han/Leia heard of it – and the first of the clones is already alive! But something has gone wrong in the cloning process due to the damage done to Darth Vader’s genetic material in his funeral pyre. Their “proof of concept” clone was a female!
That’s right: I’m asking what if Rey isn’t Luke or Leia’s daughter- what if she is a modified clone of Anakin himself?!?!
In addition to the immense HOLY SHIT moment this reveal would incur, and that would be an AMAZING holy shit moment, this storyline has more bonuses:
- It explains why Ben becomes Kylo Ren and goes to the Dark Side
- It explains why Rey is abandoned (she was created/discarded by Snoke/Kylo Ren. Come on, Luke/Han/Leia would never abandon her like that if she were their daughter/niece!)
- It provides Episode VIII and XI with a “bigger bad” than the Starkiller base (A Clone Army of Anakin Skywalkers!)
- It changes the Kylo Ren / Rey fight from Brother/Sister or Cousin/Cousin (which Star Wars has already done) into Frankenstein / Frankenstein’s Monster (which was touched on briefly at the end of Return of the Jedi)
- It provides the character of Rey with a TREMENDOUS range for “who am I” growth – and I mean TREMENDOUS!
I’m just like you – I haven’t seen the script for Episode VIII. I have no idea if this is right. But I hope it is.
About the Guest Writer….
VrinTheTerrible likes comics (especially the Flash), sci-fi and everything else geek. He believes There Can Be Only One and its corollary There Should Have Been Only One. He’s been known to have entire conversations using nothing but movie quotes / references and song lyrics. Some say he’s one step away from Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Some people are right.